Here we have 80s trash war movie Apocalypse Mercenaries aka Mercenari Dell'Apocalisse from Italian director Leandro Lucchetti (aka John Dowson). The badly dubbed actors include Vasilli Karis, Bruno Bilotta (aka Karl Landgren) and Brigitte Christensen. Also starring a lot of poorly edited stock footage. You may have caught the trailer doing the rounds on Youtube and the like (embedded below this post) - so if you enjoyed that then I think you're more than prepared for the actual feature! It's hilariously bad, extremely low budget and charmingly so... Great music too!
The plot: An elite group of five mercenaries, each with highly specialised skills, are hired to take out a German Command Center situated deep within a lime stone cavern system. Along the way to this objective, our intrepid soldiers of fortune also undertake various sub missions including blowing up an arms supply train and a German airfield (presumably said missions included by the filmmakers to pad out proceedings somewhat).
I ripped this from the
Inglorious Bastards 2 - Hell's Heroes 4-movie dvd set released by Video Asia. All of the movies on this weird low-budget release were obviously sourced from old VHS tapes and have irremovable Asian subtitles and, yet, the low quality just adds to the fun. And anyway, the set was a snitch at $5 and it seems to be the only place to see these particular films (at least in English) on dvd. Plus the release is region free. Really, there's absolutely nothing to complain about as long as you know what you're getting (someone should tell that to a few 1-star giving Amazon reviewers)...
Apocalypse Mercenaries is old-school 80s mindless action trash video rental fun - the like of which we don't really get anymore. Enjoy with a few pints, snacks and some daft mates.
Apocalypse Mercenaries
1986
Country: Italy
Language: English (with hardcoded Asian subtitles)
XVID
Approx. 88 mins
700 mb
Ripped & encoded by X-Y-Z-Cosmonaut.